A picture is worth a thousand words

Look at the lovely picture of Julius Jones. I wonder what ideas come across one's mind when they get a good look at this card. Let's speculate:

1. Satan has decided to play football- LOOK at the horns circled!

2. Julius Jones realized that Starbucks will not name a new cup of coffee after him: "The Joltin Jump Jiven Julius Jones TD expresso".

3. Julius realizes that Dallas is much warmer than Seattle.

4. He actually saw the scoreboard and his dreams of winning were washed away.

5. The waterboy stole his gatorade.

Fill in your thoughts!